My Inter-monologe

Break-Up Lines

When someone says I’m already skinny and don’t need to lose weight

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m just like,

After finals
When I finally find my keys after searching everywhere

When someone tells me they don’t like carbs

When I try to stay mad at someone but they start making me laugh

When someone surprises me with a present
When the person next to me in the library won’t stop clearing their throat

whatshouldwecallme:

And I try to get them to stop by passive aggressively glaring at them like: 


When the frozen yogurt place doesn’t have my favorite flavor