When someone says I’m already skinny and don’t need to lose weight
When I finally find my keys after searching everywhere
When someone tells me they don’t like carbs
When I try to stay mad at someone but they start making me laugh
When someone surprises me with a present
When the person next to me in the library won’t stop clearing their throat
whatshouldwecallme:
And I try to get them to stop by passive aggressively glaring at them like:

When the frozen yogurt place doesn’t have my favorite flavor